winifred

this is winifred.

i started calling her fred and then laughed because of fred & ethel...

(that either makes me old or cool depending on who you talk to)

then i started calling her winnie, which munki loves.

so...we're still back & forth on her nickname.

whatever we call her, she's hilarious.

she hangs out right in the middle of the pecking order.

which i think is where i'd want to be, if i were a chicken.

she's like a ninja.

she doesn't challenge maggie & she doesn't pick on ethel.

(the top & the bottom of the pecking order, just in case you haven't kept up)

so, when others challenge maggie...she swoops in and gets treats 

then leaves with the booty before anyone else even notices.

she doesn't pick on ethel & rarely gets picked on.

that, my friends, is where you want to be in chicken land.

she's very curious...

and comical...

& though i shouldn't post 2 pictures of her

(out of fairness to the other girls)

i have to because you NEED to see this picture.

it completely explains the bearded lady thing.

so...if you were having a crappy tuesday...

now you can't...because that right there is funny.

have a splendid tuesday!

xox.